Nicholas Pugliese

Writer Musician

affiliated with: my Secret Command Center

living in Lapeer, MI

interested in: Producer Animator Director of Photography Actor

vukcic.wordpress.com

skills: poetry on demand making sick rap beats untis unt- Theatre playwriting Music Writing making kick ass soups NHL Hilarity

Updated List of Facts about Me:

1. I just ate pizza. Now I feel queasy.
2. I'm writing a web series called Gloom Hollow.
3. I have a Siberian Husky named Hank.
4. I genuinely believe in the goals of allthis, and will do everything in my power to fulfill my time obligation.
5. I have a mohawk.
6. I'm allergic to coconut.
7. I make music on my computer. Go to http://soundcloud.com/nicholaspugliese to check 'em out. Show more

What I can do for you in ten minutes

We can invent a spaceship if you know how to build a spaceship.

I can teach you how to use FL Studio.

Tell you why allthis is not douchebaggery.

Discuss starting a sweet creative project together.

Talk about why I have to learn everything about sugar exports from Brazil to Africa this weekend.

Listen to your TV/Movie/Web Series/Play/Novel/Video Game idea and give you informed, thoughtful advice.

Explain several of life's mysteries, but I can't specify which ones.

"I used to be an adventurer like you, 'til I took an arrow in the knee."

I can do anything you can think of. I'm adept at writing stupid songs and poems and talking about hockey or cooking or drama (both in the literary sense and the Gossip Girl sense). And if you buy my time x9, I'll watch a movie for you.

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PROLITERACY DETROIT

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Nicholas Pugliese All I've got is time, time, time.

4 Jun 11:13 AM Like (3) Flag

Spencer Danger Campbell You say you love macaroni and cheese, but I don't think it can possibly be as much as a friend of mine does. Over Skype, I got this series of messages.

Friend: guess ewhat im eatung
Spencer C: You're REALLY drunk. Also, you're eating top ramen.
Friend: LCXWOE
Friend: im watiun masc and schees
Friend: eand wyes I am super dfrungk
Friend: so much duyrnk
Spencer C: Mac n' cheez yo.
Friend: SOOOOG OOOOOD
Friend: y ou shouledc go wat somre nac ans cheese rioght now
Spencer C: I wanna eat some mac n' cheez, but I don't have any.
Friend: go get some tfiortm the astore
Friend: the hairy tittes (He means Harris Teeter)
Friend: they ahvce that dhsit there
Friend: tright
Spencer C: Where?
Friend: hairy tuttews I told tyou beecth
Spencer C: Awesome.
Friend: go get some
Friend: I finihsed mnine nowe touy ewat mac anac cegeese
Spencer C: Get me some.
Friend: NO BITSDH
Friend: I q['5 drive I acan bar4ely type
Spencer C: Well mail it to me.

2 Jul 11:20 PM Like (0) Flag

Nicholas Pugliese I'd never make mac and cheese while drunk. I'd ruin it. But dammit, that's dedication.

2 Jul 11:56 PM Like (0) Flag

What's a Ten? Should you buy it?

A Ten is the right to chat with someone online for ten minutes. There's only one Ten for each person available to buy at any given time.

There are two reasons to buy it:

1. You want to talk to them.

2. You want to make credits.

As soon as you buy it, the price of this Ten will automatically increase by 10%.

So when someone else buys it away from you, you will get more time credits back than you invested.